Home Discussion Forum Would you like to be your own pope? Ask me how!?

Would you like to be your own pope? Ask me how!?

As a Discordian Pope, I have full authority to ordinate other Discordian Popes. So, by the power invested in my by the Great Goddess Eris I declare everyone who reads this question to be a full Pope. You are now completely infallible, so don’t take any crap from anyone!
For further instruction please read the Principia Discordia and/or consult your pineal gland. fnord fnord fnord…
We love you too, Sam K. 😉
If anyone is interested, there is a really good Discordian forum at PD.com


  1. I’m already a card carrying Pope!
    Hail Eris!
    All Hail Discordia!
    Edit: Oh please, the FSM was simple what happened last time Eris tried to make spaghetti dinner.

  2. Well, I’m already a Matrixbearer of the Autocybertist faith, which is pretty much our version of the pope. While this means I can’t take you up on your offer, I do think we should do lunch sometime to compare notes, maybe organise some joint fundraisers.

  3. I declare, infallibly, that I am NOT infallible!
    Uh oh! We have a problem here. Your ordination doesn’t seem to have taken effect… 😛

  4. Too late!!!!!
    I’m already a Discordian MOME (the female variant of the title)
    But I’m willing to make everyone who reads this reply a SAINT OF ERIS as well……


Please enter your comment!
Please enter your name here