Why do all ladies turn into irritable blood-sucking succubi once a month?

You’re mother.

Because we were cursed with lovely hormones that make everything dreadful during that time-of-the-month. We get bloated, we get migranes, we get god-awful cramps, our boobs hurt, and on top of it all, we’re bleeding out of our vaginae. Wouldn’t you be irritable too?

Because they’re in pain, due to the fact that once a month their insides decide to drop out of their body in a blaze of painful glory and their hormones go on a rollercoaster ride. So make with the chocolate and you shall be spared.

My girls actually fairly calm. My last girlfriend took it pretty hard. I mean she go from happy to sad to angry to horny to crying again lol

I LIKE VAMPIRES!!!

okay did you have to say blood-sucking ? that just sounds discusting.jesus, its because of the curse of eve .

beacuse we are cursed with god awful hormonses which makes blood and other crap come rushing out of our v-hole, us get bloated, me crave chocolate, and go mostly crazy!!!
be thankful your not a girl.

oh my
what are you on about?

Because you are an asshole.