Which mathematical function are you?

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A test that determines which mathematical function best matches your personality.
1. What is your favorite thing to do after a hard day at work?
Party until I drop! Then party some more! Woo-hoo!!!
I have no set favorites. I like to do a different thing every day!
I work until I fall asleep, then start again. My career is my life.
My work is not separate from my life: It is my passion, my calling, and my love.
I like to have dinner with my good friends.
Go home, relax, and enjoy my wonderful family.
I like to tear the wings off flies and experiment with them.
2. When you feel sad, you like to…
Eat comfort food. Mmm… Mac & Cheese!
Mock the homeless. I feel better knowing there are others less fortunate than I.
Delve deep into an abstract book about quantum reality.
Go for a long walk in the woods, contemplating nature.
Light black candles and chant along with my recording of Tibetan monks.
Talk to someone I trust.
I get over it. There’s no point in wallowing in depression.
3. If you could be anyone in the world, you would be…
A really clever serial killer!
Me. Really, I’m just happy being me.
Someone very rich and very powerful.
Andy Warhol or Sylvia Plath.
Brangelina
A modern-day Albert Einstein
The Fifteenth Dalai Lama
4. If you were a tree, what kind would you be?
A saguaro. I don’t care if it’s not “technically” a tree.
An oak tree.
A boojum tree.
An apple tree.
A weeping willow tree.
What the hell kind of question is that, Barbara?
A cheery tree. Such lovely blossoms.
5. What is your favorite kind of weather?
Baseball-sized hail with flaming meteorites.
Thunderstorms.
A sunny day and a warm night.
A gentle rain.
Mysterious night fog.
Partly cloudy.
Bright sunshine all the time, baby! Get me a tan!
6. Your least favorite person in the world is…
I love everyone.
People who drive too slowly in the fast lane.
It used to be George Bush, but now it’s probably just my boss.
my mother.
The MAN.
Define “in the world,” please.
My secretary. She can’t do anything right.
7. What is your favorite kind of food?
A burrito with lots of habaneros! The hotter the better!
The perfect cup of lotus tea.
Venison carpaccio with an aubergine-yuzu vinaigrette
Pizza.
Pork chops, like my mother used to make.
A nice, juicy steak, very rare. Just knock the horns off it.
A rabbit I hunted down and killed with my bare hands.
8. What is your favorite time of day?
The time I spend with the person I love.
I am experimenting with a 25-hour cycle to match my natural circadian rhythms.
Sunset.
When I get off work.
Closing time.
Morning coffee! Rise and shine!
The dead of night.
9. Where do you like to sit in a movie theater?
It doesn’t matter because I really like to be the only person in the theater. I select films and showtimes accordingly.
Right up front, as close to the screen as I can get. Bring it on.
Oh, I’m not picky. I should probably get out more often!
The middle seat of the middle row.
I optimize my seat based on the layout and acoustics of the specific theater.
In the back of the theater, with someone really cute–and I don’t care which movie!
I don’t really care because I often “watch” with my eyes closed, just soaking in the music and ambiance.
faerie(: you are a Gaussian: e^(-x^2)
You are centered. You are just where you want to be. Some mistake your quiet nature for mediocrity, but you are anything but ordinary. You don’t show off, you don’t brag, but you have a rich inner life. Few realize how important you are. But that does not bother you. Life is good.
Bluebootz you are a Riemann Zeta Function: Z(z)
Mystery and wonder are your “prime” delights in life. You seek to apprehend all the hidden, complex patterns in the universe. Some think you are quirky, but they just don’t understand you: they have not learned to think outside the box, as you have. You are a misunderstood genius.
Nguyá»…n you are an Exponential function: e^x
You’re a workaholic, a go-getter, a person who lives in the fast lane, all the time. Life keeps getting better and better, faster and faster. Some say you are headed for a crash, but you don’t fear burning out: the naysayers are just losers. A great future is in store for you. Keep reaching for the stars!

4 Comments

  1. -go home, relax & spend time with family.
    -eat comfort food..mmm..mac n cheese!
    -me, i’m just happy being me.
    -a cherry tree, such lovely blossoms.
    -a gentle rain.
    -i love everyone.
    -pizza.
    -the time i spend with the person i love.
    -the middle seat of the middle row.
    <3 that was fun.

  2. –Party until I drop
    –I get over it
    –Me, really
    –An Oak
    –Thunderstorms
    –Define “in the world” please
    –Pork chops
    –I am experimenting with a 25 hour cycle
    –It doesn’t matter
    Edit: Very Fun Q…Thank You.

  3. 1. What is your favorite thing to do after a hard day at work?
    — Go home, relax, and enjoy my wonderful family.
    2. When you feel sad, you like to…
    — Talk to someone I trust.
    3. If you could be anyone in the world, you would be…
    — Someone very rich and very powerful.
    4. If you were a tree, what kind would you be?
    — A cheery tree. Such lovely blossoms.
    5. What is your favorite kind of weather?
    — Partly cloudy.
    6. Your least favorite person in the world is…
    — Define “in the world,” please.
    7. What is your favorite kind of food?
    — A nice, juicy steak, very rare. Just knock the horns off it.
    8. What is your favorite time of day?
    — Morning coffee! Rise and shine!
    9. Where do you like to sit in a movie theater?
    — I optimize my seat based on the layout and acoustics of the specific theater.
    Thanks for this test. Now you can tell me which mathematical function best matches my personality.

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