What's the stupidest near-death experience you've had?

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I choked on a Listerine Pocket Strip today. Aside from nearly choking to death, I nearly wrecked from coughing. FYI, those go on the tip of your tongue, not the back of your throat. Share with me?

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kms92

I crashed into a one way sign on a sled.
instead of hitting my head, i tried to stop myself with my feet.
i got 8 stiches and bent the sign…a lot.
to this day, i still have no idea why i planned how to stop myself instead of rolling off the sled.

THUNDERandFLASH

bee stings. im allergic. and i dont carry epipens because they are just bees…
makes you wonder what charles darwin would think of ya whenever you choke on your own spit huh?

I love Heath Ledger forever

I tried to swallow 10 gummybears whole and started choking for like 10 minutes and almost couldn’t breathe– im okay though and i actually succeded a few weeks ago
Another was when i was 3 i broke my arm and my bone almost came thru my skin

★→ @lex@™ the big sis of six ←★

I LOL’d at your near-death expierence. Those things should be taken off the market, they’re dangerous!! :]]
My near death experience: It was late at night and i was heading to florida with my grandma on a train. I was like 8 years old and the train had no lights on and it was around 3AM and i had to pee and i thought a door was the bathroom door- it was actually the train’s door and i opened it and almost flew out.

devistatinglywonderful

I tried to cross a four lane road once, and had a bus pass me going each way. Was scary beyond belief. The wind from them almost sucked me under. I learned to cross at a crosswalk, and always have since then. I still can’t believe I didn’t die.

SAM C DBZ

UMM I COULDNT BREATH PROPERLY AND WAS GASPING WENT TO THE HOSPITAL THEY GAVE ME WATER AND I WAS OK AND UMM WHEN I WAS LITTLE I WAS BOUNCING ON MY A BED AND CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN ON THE FLOOR I WAS ONLY COMING UP 4 OH YEAH I TRIED TO EAT A GERMAN SOUASAGE WHOLE AND ALMOST CHOKED TO DEATH

Neev

Jeez there’s been so many…i would have to say the time i went out into the columbia river with my former step sister who was about 12 and I was around 7 neither of us really knew how to swim. So there was a drop off and i went down and I don’t remember how but we got back to the shore and we were so scared but we couldn’t tell anyone because we weren’t supposed to be in the water anyways. So yeah…stupid kids being stupid….well im glad you made it =) I know some kitties that would be pretty heart broken if god forbid it had been your time…eee don’t even talk like that! *cries for broken-hearted-kitties*

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