Taoism: Sh*t happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, “Sh*t happens.”
Buddhism: If sh*t happens, it is not really sh*t.
Catholicism: If sh*t happens, you deserved it.
Protestantism: Let sh*t hppen to someone else.
Judaism: Why does sh*t always happen to us?
Atheism: No sh*t.
Agnosticism: What is this sh*t?
Are you doing homework?
Taoism: Sh*t happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, “Sh*t happens.”
Buddhism: If sh*t happens, it is not really sh*t.
Catholicism: If sh*t happens, you deserved it.
Protestantism: Let sh*t hppen to someone else.
Judaism: Why does sh*t always happen to us?
Atheism: No sh*t.
Agnosticism: What is this sh*t?
yeah duh