by Honey Lingers:

My witch-in-law got divorced from my husband’s daddy about four years ago coz she’d been seein’ some guy from her work.

About a year before that, my husband’s daddy was arrested for beating on her and went to jail but he says she made it up and broke her own jaw.

His daddy is a good Christian but she gave up Jesus when she moved in with this guy. They’re now getting married and we’re invited – should we go?

Answer by curious moper
Sure. Don’t forget to bring a stun gun…