Listen I’m a lonely creep and I need a succubus quickly! I don’t care if the spell comes out of a Harry Potter book as long as it works….don’t send me a spell for incubses either….I’m not that way lol.
Ill Will: if it’s so sad why don’t you pay me you wanker?
Atheist Eye Candy: You are aware that’s Pee Wee Herman right?
I will send the fattest, most aggressive Incubi I can find just to speed up the time in which you are going to experience Hell.
why have sex with a demon? can’t you get a human mate? that’s pretty sad…
My husband said he saw her number on the wall at 7-11 down the street
good luck with the calling dude!!
“Hocus Pocus… ding dang dong…. I shall have a succubus and the soung of a dong”
then hit a metal object
According to South Park you have to sing “There has to be a morning after” backwards. Good luck.
My phone number is on it’s way….(I’m in one of those moods tonight)……
look in the mirror.
Than summon the demon that you see there.
I had a chat with the Succubus and they don’t want to do you either.
As per World of Warcraft…
First you need to be a Warlock, then you need the appropriate level( 20), and have done the appropriate quests to receive spell for succubus pet, , then you need a Soul Shard and the appropriate amount of mana (80% of base mana)… Then cast your Succubus pet…
Go “Soooo-eeeeee!!!! HERE, Sucky, Sucky, Sucky!!” at the top of your lungs.
If that doesn’t work, take 2 aspirin, and you’ll probably feel better in the morning.
ewew@ your avatar. Lol
I know a sure way ……but it ill cost u tree -fifty, u know $3.50