I generally read the stupid tabloids my roomie buys. They’re only for toilet reading. I mean who cares if Lindsay Lohan got gang-banged. When it’s a bad poo though, i start sweating and try to meditate.
All of the above, except doing it in the dark, unless there’s a powercut which is a total pain the @rse.
I like to look between my legs and watch it as it comes out. I strive very hard to get the job done in one piece!
I pretty much wait till I am turtle-heading, I’m not into sitting there all day, i don’t want hemmorhoids.
15 seconds from flippin the lid to washing the hands. Time is $ can’t waste it in the crapper!
Who cares about butt nuggets? They just come out and that’s that. I bet you might be like 12 years old because of the nature of your question.
I really enjoy it. Sometimes I hold it in deliberately for ages; the release is so much better.
i jus sit and shit but i dont groan thats a lil weird and i dont do the first part of the question wat ever it was about……
Dragon goes into the bathroom, does her business as qwickly as possible, flushes, washes her hands, and exits the bathroom. She does not meditate over her poo.