Steven Hawking, I know it seems obvious, but have they checked he's plugged in and switched on?

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Failing that, they can turn him off, wait thirty seconds then turn him on again – that seems to sort most problems.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090420/tuk-top-scientist-stephen-hawking-very-i-45dbed5.html
the headline on the link says “Steven Hawking severely ill”,
Now, i’m no pedant, but doesn’t the wheelchair and voice amount to the above stating the bleeding obvious?

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  1. Ha ha ha ha ha I am laughing so hard. (Does anyone else sense sarcasm??)
    The wheelchair etc shows that he is already ill, yup, but I think it’s sad that he has got worse than that, which obviously you don’t.

  2. When i read the article i was going to say he should have used Duracell but i’m not so heartless…
    I’m ashamed that i wrote that….so ashamed….

  3. No, you are the sick b**stard. Suggest you take the time to study and read up about Steven Hawking, you might actually learn something.

  4. I tried very, very hard not to laugh at this question. Honestly … I really did.
    But I failed.
    Nice one!

  5. And what is your intellectual claim to fame you arsehole. You are not fit to lick his arse, idiot.

  6. Would you rather be the one with Lou Gehrig’s disease? I doubt you’d enjoy being laughed at, or that you’d contribute what he’s contributed to science.

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