OK..I was visiting this charming town called Elizabethtown, in Kentucky, and I was feeling this emotional and spiritual crisis, so I phoned this Catholic Church and I spoke to the residing priest, Father Patrick O’Brien. He agreed to meet me at the hotel I was staying at for “spiritual guidance” and then he asked to see my room. Anyway…to make a long story short, I think he stole my Chia Pet, Jodie, which looked a lot like Jesus Christ. I can’t prove anything, of course, but I’m not sure what to do because I feel so violated by the whole thing. Any advice as to who I could write or phone about this problem would be appreciated. Thank you!!