On a recent visit to friends in New Mexico, my atheist girlfriend ate 4 peyote buttons, and now…?

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…believes that there really is a God. This is totally effing with my situation. How can I get things back to the way they used to be? She is now obsessed with a form of pseudo-Christian shamanism and is a completely different person than the women I fell in love with. Is there an antidote?

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Mike

Maybe you should eat some too?

Spanky

antidote = chloroform, circular saw, bag of cement

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Maybe the intervention of a psychiatrist will help, some halloucinogens can trigger schizophrenia.

satan

break up with her or support her in her false belief as im sure she’s supporting you in yours if she’s your girlfriend..

helpful_dude

That sounds like a lot of peyote. It seems your girlfriend’s brain chemistry has been permanently altered. Try this. Have her take the same amount of peyote again, and keep doing it until she’s normal (or a vegetable). Then you’ll be all set.

richter_8_6

More peyote.

grayure

Faith has to be a balance between personal experience and reason. If it’s just a trip, it’s a short cut to an apparently profound realisation which is in fact meaningless. As a Christian, i would interpret this as a form of brain damage and mental illness which has, i hope temporarily, blunted her insight. We are rational beings and this is unbalanced and irrational.
I would say caffeine works fairly well in moderation with this sort of thing.

Md S

Weird things do happen in New Mexico. The A-bomb, that’s one.
Take this advice. Religion can simply turn everything upside down, so just watch your back. Funny thing how religious people call others blind without faith. Your girlfriend is now blind and doesn’t see you the way as she used to.

(sassy)

Give her some amanita muscaria. I’m going to do some this weekend. Every time I do, the nonexistence of God is reinforced.
Bill Hicks likely said it best when he spoke of acid: Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed through a slow vibration, we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, life is only a dream and we are the imaginations of ourselves. Here’s Tom with the weather.

never trust a muhammad sloth

your girlsfriends pretty stupid if she thinks drug induced visions of god are actually visions of god

Just Ren

Chicks can’t hang with the buttons.
That’s what it is.
You might want to toss out your Carlos Castaneda book collection too..

dryBri aka Eatonwrite RETURNS!

yeah. you should take some peyote buttons and join her. there’s nothing wrong with being happy—try it some time…

Toke Lover - CANTHEIST

If you actually love her, you’ll ride it out.
Often people can seem obsessed with a new interest or hobby. For most of us, this passes & we go back to our normal lives.
This happens to me & my partner every time they release a new edition of 1 of my video game obsessions…after a few weeks I’m back in this reality. He’s learnt to deal with me going a little overboard for a while, then coming back down.

Nadine Candy

There may be an antidote for you. Try eating four peyote buttons only maybe you should eat five for your eternal soul to receive salvation quickly before you are condemned to Hell.

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