the future of my current job was described in the tarot card as, “A static nature that is unprogressive, dull, timid, idle, or careless. It indicates stagnation in one’s affairs.” Time to find a new job?
I’m looking for a new job. No luck so far. What job do you have? Can I have it?
Q-TEE
10 years ago
I dont know if you can trust her or us.
Ask Swami
10 years ago
Yes, and take a towel and your tarot along with you for the interview. As soon as the interviewer asks the first question, say “one moment please, let me see if I am qualified yet to answer this question” and then proceed to:
1) Whip out your towel and wrap it around your little head
2) Spread your tarot cards all over the Personnel Manager’s desk
3) While waving your hands over the cards, say out loud:
“I command you almighty tarot to tell me exactly where it is my brain be vacationing, because inquiring minds want to know please”.
Then sit back in your seat and relax and smile and I am pretty sure if you do this, the reaction of the interviewer will give you a very good clue whether or not you are ready to change jobs yet.
I’m looking for a new job. No luck so far. What job do you have? Can I have it?
I dont know if you can trust her or us.
Yes, and take a towel and your tarot along with you for the interview. As soon as the interviewer asks the first question, say “one moment please, let me see if I am qualified yet to answer this question” and then proceed to:
1) Whip out your towel and wrap it around your little head
2) Spread your tarot cards all over the Personnel Manager’s desk
3) While waving your hands over the cards, say out loud:
“I command you almighty tarot to tell me exactly where it is my brain be vacationing, because inquiring minds want to know please”.
Then sit back in your seat and relax and smile and I am pretty sure if you do this, the reaction of the interviewer will give you a very good clue whether or not you are ready to change jobs yet.