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My friend lost consciousness after a fight, what do I do? Urgent?

I punched my friend in the face and he got knocked out and hit his head very hard. Now he won’t wake up although he is breathing. He looks like he is asleep but his left eye is open. I don’t want to call 911 since they will charge me with battery I think we can work it out with my friend. What do I do?

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  • donny fess up to your messin up call 911 yer bud needs med help asap,or else
    yer busted for concealing a crime,or murder in the second
    the brain reacts kind of slow do a bit of bleeding into brain tissue,,,he needs you to f u c k i n g save his life

  • Chop him/her up into 6cm x 6cm blocks, stuff the pieces into a Hefty bag (not Glad or the blood will leak), put the bag in your trunk, drive the car off a cliff, but jump out the door right before it goes over the side.

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    Call 911 before you are charged with Involuntary Manslaughter.

  • Two hunters are out in the woods. One of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are closed. The other hunter takes out his mobile phone and calls emergency services. “My friend is dead!” he cries to the operator, “What can I do?”

    The operator, in a calm voice says: “Don’t worry. I can help. First, make sure he’s dead.”

    There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Bang! The hunter’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?”

  • Put him in your car drive him to Washington you just created an new Czar hurry though if he wakes up he will be overqualified.

  • check his pulse, then take water and pour it over his face… that doesn’t work, draw on his face and kick him in the nuts for fun until he feels his unborn children dying…

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