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Jesus saves me after I probe peoples rectums and erase their memories…?

I am a little green man from a planet far far away. I used to think I was a bad little green man for probing people rectums and erasing their memories. Now I realize that if I ask Jesus for forgiveness after each probing I will be forgiven by His sweet grace. I just wanted to share my spiritual awakening with all of you Christian Earthlings
No Uranus jokes!


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