is it really true that crop circles are actually made by cows?

- Advertisement -

i read some recent research which suggested this was the case.
apparently they use a bit of wood and some rope to fold down the crops


(Powered by Yahoo Answers)

- Advertisement -
Subscribe
Notify of
guest
15 Comments
Most Voted
Newest Oldest
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
amzado

its a conspiracy, the cows are out to get us

BRUCE M

i wondered why my missus wanted to walk the dog at night hahahahaha

The Happy (Christmas) Murcia

It is done by people with a mathmatical mind,,not aliens or rutting hedgehogs,,just people,,,,

SANTA

no,that is poppycock.
It’s sheep.

rbc_commish

Cows? Those mischievous buggers.
No, it’s people that do it.

Duirmuid

sure u dont mean cowpats?

eesnatiaw

Cows make some sort of circular thing! However, a leading cow scientist, Dr B. O. Vine (m.a.d), said that crop circles were indeed caused by cows. These cows are extremely clever and use applied trigonometry and advanced alien designs which are beamed to them from outer space.
Best bit of BS I can come up with to explain.

The Saint

how on earth does a cow manage to use a ride-on lawnmower?

resignedtolife

Yes, it’s the same cow that jumped over the moon.

rovert

No – they are either made by humans, magnetic forces or aliens. no one knows for sure.

WooleyBooley again

Huh? If that was true, how do they get the cows there? By helicopter? NO PATHS WHERE THEY MADE WALKING TO THEM !
Most of us know they are made by aliens-I don’t mean illegals, they are from space.

faesson

“Bessie, did you tromp down over an acre of my best corn?”
“Mooo.”
“You aren’t lying to me, now are you?”
“Mooo.”
“The man from McDonalds is here again…”
“Mooo!”

david_bowman_sc

I really don’t think that cows can manage the stick and rope contraptions with which crop circles are made.

Jackolantern

No, but they can produce ‘crap’ circles. The last thing I heard about crop circles was a bunch of mischievous kids confesses to making them. Haven’t heard anything lately.

Sir John B Sc

I hope research was not government funded.
Students love creating these circles, it appeals to their sense of fun, and the need for fame.
Older people who were never famous find this means of grasping fame before gasping their last!
Middle aged people in need of money invent stories to put in books with pretty pictures.
Hard working farmers lose money over the grain which cannot be harvested.
We should make a law that the money from the books goes to the farmers, then it is all fair.
Once a year we should have confession day, and all the people with ropes and planks can pose for their moment of fame, and then get pelted with tomatoes by farmers.
When final photos are taken, everyone goes off for a drink.
Good night boys and girls everywhere.

Related

How can you stimulate the energy Chi?

thnx for the answers and if you have noticed I HAVE NOT ASKED YOU YOUR BELIEF SYSTEM on it so do me a favor...

How do you get a book you've written that everyone says is great recognized by the public?

I've got a print on demand book on the net called Stantasyland it's a print on demand book of poetry about life in many...

Have you figured out: YOU ARE A DIAMOND?

humans are Diamonds powered by the Rainbow from the Sun!... ..that's what Jesus really meant. If I you were, I would listen to everything I...

Which are the most interesting places in Chicago for person who is interested in yoga,martial arts,meditation?

I am going to visit USA( Chicago )in october. As im first time coming to Usa i dont have any knowledge about where i...
15
0
Would love your thoughts, please comment.x
()
x