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Is it possible to teach my cats to astral project themselves to Cleveland?

Oh, and to not come back? That’s the most important part. Cleveland is still worse than Pittsburgh, right?
Rofl, Rev! You’re so rotten. I love it lol!
((((((AINGEAL!!!)))))
WHERE have you been, love?! It’s great to see you again!!

17 COMMENTS

  1. Well, if you have a good enough design, you may be able to catapult them there.
    Don’t forget to take wind direction into consideration.

  2. cats are an illusion… there is only one, the almighty bast, a supremely intelligent, pandimensional being that projects itself into our 3D space in things we call “cats”

  3. It was possible when Cleveland was part of the Western Reserve of Connecticut but now that it is part of Ohio it is verboten. You know how Midwesterners are about that kind of stuff.

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