In a straight fight who would win Jesus or Buddha?

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Buddha would have the weight advantage but Jesus would be lighter on his feet. I’m just not sure.

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Luna Winter

Jesus because Buddha would just sit there.


Buddha knows kung fu!
(P.S, the fat guy isn’t Buddha)


budda would eat jesus

Rachel D

Vishnu would come in and kick both their asses lol.


Is Jesus still on the cross at this point, or is he free to move about the arena?


blasphemy and using gods name is vain all of you are dooomed for hellll!!


You wrote Gods indicating more than one, who’s going to hell now?

neil s

Where do people get the idea Buddha was heavy? The statue they usually refer to is a Bodhisattva named Hoti, not Buddha.
Buddha was raised a Kshatriya – a warrior – and Jesus was a carpenter. There’s no contest here.


The Buddha was a prince and no doubt trained in combat, athletics, horse-back riding, archery, etc. I think he’d slap Jesus silly…but of course that’s only if you are using action figures. I doubt the real Buddha would raise his hand against another human being.
Jesus as we know did raise his hand in anger as did Peter.
so maybe Jesus would sucker punch him, I dunno.


Buddha was not fat. That statue you see in Chinese restaurants of that fat guy is not Buddha.

Devin Eady

you are the most anti religious person i’ve never known and jesus would win (I’m cristian)

Xiao Gui

These guys are right, the fat dude isn’t the Buddha; he’s more like the Buddhist version of Santa Claus:
Chapin, Helen B. (Mar 1933).The Ch’an master Pu-tai. Journal of the American Oriental Society. 53(1), 47-52.
But in any case, Buddha would definitely have the advantage. He was a member of the warrior caste, trained in wrestling, swordplay, archery, horseback riding, and various Indian martial arts.
Of course, I doubt either of them would really want to fight, seeing as they were both big on that whole “peace” thing.

just her

ahahhaahaha ur funny
but no they cant fight jesus aint a fighting person


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