If jesus and Buddha met, how do you think the conversation would go?

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I really admire Jesus and his philosophy as well as the Buddha. Two wise men.

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  1. Mat 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
    Mat 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

  2. Who’s to say they didn’t? The Essenes monks pretty much created Jesus as a manifestation of the “Angel_Messiah” aka Buddha/Krishna.

  3. Hi, I’m Jesus, I died in order to pay for your sins, and give you a restored relationship with God my Father. What have you been up to?”

  4. Buddha: LORD, I bow to thee.
    Every knee bows to the LORD. Even Buddha, seeing the LORD and feeling His presence, would have known what’s up.

  5. Jesus: “Repent or burn!”
    Buddha: “You display too much attachment to desire.. I don’t seek that attachment”
    Jesus: “Repent or burn!”
    Buddha: “Have you strayed from the middle way?”
    *continues*

  6. I bet God would be pretty angry because Buddha is something that people praise.
    And God said
    “You shall have no other gods before Me”
    – Exodus 20:3.

  7. Jesus would be preparing all-beef hotdogs and ask Buddha what he would like on his.
    Buddha would respond: “Make me one with everything”
    But in all seriousness, the followers of Jesus declared that he is God, and Jesus confirmed this to them. But Buddha specifically said he is not God. I think Buddha would bow down and worship Jesus.

  8. Jesus: Buddha, it looks like you have gone through the Chinese buffet line too many times.
    Buddha: I know, but I have the spirit of gluttony, remember?

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