I think i have psychic powers. Is there somewhere I can sign up for the Justice League?

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I know I’d be a valuable asset to their team, I can read minds and manipulate objects from a great distance. I also once possessed a man, it was pretty cool. Anyway yeah I have my outfit and everything, but they haven’t contacted me so I’m going looking for them. Any help would be appreciated.

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Liberal AssKicker

Justice League is for losers.
The League of Extraodinary Gentlemen is where you need to be.

Dr.Manhattan

you can reach the justice league by calling 9-1-1 and promptly hanging up after they answer.
shortly after the justice league will contact you.

Skibo

I hope you are joking…
And this is coming from someone who believes in extra terestrial life and demonic spirits…

Patrick

You can read minds, but have to post the question on Yahoo?

Jj

there is a recruitment center in my house but we only let you in if you have ample bosoms and arent allergic to rohypnol

motorstorm

If you can possess a man, why don’t you possess this place so that we all say that you are cool?

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