This afternoon, my Bentley was involved in a collision with a wretched little Korean car.
The aforementioned accident, was clearly the result of drunk driving on the part of the other motorist, even though this was something she stubbornly refused to admit.
She told me she had neither money nor insurance with which to pay for the damage done to my car, were this not enough, she tried to run away! Her escape would have been successful had not my trusty chauffeur, Wilfrid, pinned her to the ground.
Now she threatens to press charges for assault or something of the sort. Can’t be that bad really. Judging from the car she was driving, she probably won’t be able to afford a very good lawyer.
She claims that Wilfrid broke her arm, quite outrageous I say!
And quite frankly, should seventy year old women be permitted to drive around inebriated? I think not!
I have enough money to buy a new car, but this is a question of principles. I will make this hag pay for the damage she has inflicted upon my car.
I take it my actions are justified?
She’ll have a hard time proving it was Wilfrid, I’ll have all my servants testify against her.