I am in search of the majic purple shaman who is half man, half goat and half washing machine, Do you know?

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of his whereabouts?

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He lives next door to me.


Well, since you’re looking for someone with 3 halves, good luck. Maybe He can lead you to math class?

pagan pie princess

haven’t seen him in a few weeks. last time i saw him, tho, he was drunk and talking about that woman on the Cheer commercial – i think she jilted him.

Bipolar Birdy

in one of the rooms of your mind

i AM smiling!

I believe he left Washington Square in NY and went to San Fran for the winter months… If you see him, please tell him he still has one of my socks!


Are you speaking of the goatmanwashmachine? I have heard it lives in africa together with manbearpigs.


Maytag mAn..doth dwell in the forests of Moosejaw Manitoba,,but low to those that may enter,,,,
and bring your Freakin quarters..


He stays by his momma place on Bayou Liberty.


Yes, his name is Al Franken.

Moshe Torah

Do you mean 1/3 man, 1/3 goat and 1/3 washing machine??
How can one purple shaman (100%) be 1/2 + 1/2 + 1/2 ?? Thats 150%
But I do know where the dude is thats 1/3 1/3 and 1/3.
He is here with me. Do you want to talk to him?

Joe W

My Wife thinks that’s me
Of course the three halves part complicates things.
She just thinks I’m a man, who eats like a goat and she makes me do the laundry. That way, being all 3 halves, I’m a man and a half.
At Christmas time I actually did the laundry with Yule Tide.
God I’m good.
Good Lord, don’t tell her I said that.

bad tim, yeti's bf

i’ve heard of him. they say he’s 9 feet tall and eats your clothes if you ask him to wash them, but he’ll heal anything that ails you.


I think maybe he is being groomed and readied to play the next character in the GEICO tv commercials. They’ve went through everything else and nothing has done them any good so far.


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