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How to find a good atheist shaman… preferably a voodoo expert?


  1. i have 11 years of expertise in this field, from incense to give cancer patients a whopping +0.0008214% survival rate to chicken voodoo encouraging badluck increase on a scale of roughly +2.3 out of 10 000.
    you cant go wrong with paying me large sums of money 😀

  2. You can’t. There is no such thing.
    A shaman or voodoo expert is someone who makes appeals to the spirit world. Since atheists don’t believe in the spirit world, they wouldn’t be a shaman or a voodoo expert.


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