How many Psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

|

views

and

comments

Just one. But it will take a long time and the light bulb has to want to change. Ha Ha
You come up with better linepunch and get 10 Studdenfadden points.

4 Comments

  1. i dont have an answer to that one but…
    how many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    ooh look a butterfly!

  2. it takes 5 psychiatrists to change the lamp:
    01. to listen to the darkness
    02. to come to the conclusion
    03. to come to the diagnosis of the problem i.e changing the lamp
    04. to buy a new bulb
    05. to decide who among the five can go for the therapy of ECT..
    HAHAH

  3. My psychiatrist said
    1- None- the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
    2- How long have you been having this fantasy?
    It was funny when she said them.
    Oh & you left out It will be expensive at $185 an hour

Leave a reply

Please enter your comment!
Please enter your name here

Share this
Tags

Zazen Meditation

The purpose of Zazen Meditation is to free your mind of the materialistic hold our lives have on us and once you are able to allow your thoughts to enter and quietly leave without investigation you will no longer be limited. This will provide you the quiet calm needed to see the truth of your nature and your place within yourself and the world. Your body, mind, and breath will become one.

Meditation and Labyrinths

Some people confuse labyrinths with mazes, but it's not a maze. It is more of a meditation that is in walking form. Let me explain. The labyrinth has a pathway that you walk in order to reach the center but it goes round and round, back and forth, until you reach the center. The key is to take slow steps and just walk towards the center; taking your time and following your breath.

Tree Hugging Meditation

Have you ever hugged a tree? Hug a tree. And one day you will come to know that it is not only that you have hugged the tree but that the tree also responds, the tree also hugs you.

Recent articles