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How do you summon a succubus?

Listen I’m a lonely creep and I need a succubus quickly! I don’t care if the spell comes out of a Harry Potter book as long as it works….don’t send me a spell for incubses either….I’m not that way lol.
Ill Will: if it’s so sad why don’t you pay me you wanker?
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Satan
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Satan

I will send the fattest, most aggressive Incubi I can find just to speed up the time in which you are going to experience Hell.

he... is... TASTY!
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he... is... TASTY!

1-800-PIMPING

wombizzle
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wombizzle

I know a sure way ……but it ill cost u tree -fifty, u know $3.50

Atheist Eye Candy (6)
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Atheist Eye Candy (6)

ewew@ your avatar. Lol

Roadrat
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Roadrat

Go “Soooo-eeeeee!!!! HERE, Sucky, Sucky, Sucky!!” at the top of your lungs.

If that doesn’t work, take 2 aspirin, and you’ll probably feel better in the morning.

Diane
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Diane

As per World of Warcraft…

First you need to be a Warlock, then you need the appropriate level( 20), and have done the appropriate quests to receive spell for succubus pet, , then you need a Soul Shard and the appropriate amount of mana (80% of base mana)… Then cast your Succubus pet…

http://www.thottbot.com/s712

Mariah
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Mariah

I had a chat with the Succubus and they don’t want to do you either.

DEPRESSED is Gay.â„¢
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DEPRESSED is Gay.â„¢

look in the mirror.

Than summon the demon that you see there.

🙂

Stormilutionist Chasealogist
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Stormilutionist Chasealogist

My phone number is on it’s way….(I’m in one of those moods tonight)……

got_air?
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got_air?

According to South Park you have to sing “There has to be a morning after” backwards. Good luck.

lilmissykato
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lilmissykato

“Hocus Pocus… ding dang dong…. I shall have a succubus and the soung of a dong”

then hit a metal object

fallen angel2007
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fallen angel2007

My husband said he saw her number on the wall at 7-11 down the street

LOL
good luck with the calling dude!!

Ill Will
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Ill Will

why have sex with a demon? can’t you get a human mate? that’s pretty sad…