I have a little weight problem, I weigh a tad over 435lbs and I just bought a little yellow Mazda Miata car and everyone laughs at me when I drive it around. It is a real snug fit — the steering wheel digs into my belly when i drive but the worst part is when i have to git in and out. I always have to open up the top and flip it back so I cans queeze into the seat sort of from the top down but when i git out i gotta open up the door and just sorta roll out onto the ground and pull my legs out one at a timeand flop around some till I manage to git up and brush myself off. Everyone at work always lines up to watch me git outta my car every morning and they just laugh and laugh. I almost got ran over the other day in a parking lot when I stopped at the store cause a big ole truck whipped into tha spot next to me and i was trying to crawl out of my car. he stopped just in time to not squash me and knock off the door of my car but it scered me so dang bad i squeeled like a pig and wet myself. How can I git some respect? I know my ole fat wife will never respect me but i don’t care about her. I just want to impress cute women cause i got plans to leave my old hag of a wife someday. Can y’all help me?