How do I report my neighbors to the for witchcraft?

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I’ve been suspicious of my neighbors. This man has a degree at Harvard College and his wife reads books that arent the Holy Bible of our King James.
I find their activities suspicious and I want to file accusations of witchcraft to the Salem magistrate in order to prevent the Devil from taking over our pure little village! Where can I find info on reporting them?

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Kan Pitter

“How do I report my neighbors to the for witchcraft?”
….I’m just gonna leave now.

carinata

Your troll rating is -10 on a 1-10 scale.

Chariot

To the what? To the witch police?

My Brain Hurts

take a live chicken and three frogs legs.

alikij

Did you have to read The Crucible for English class or what?

Lord Sessho ♥Cinn's Stalker♥

Right HERE, of course.
This forum is full of “people” who could help you.

phrog

it’s easy – you just contact those guys in the white coats….tell them all about it… give details.

Hali

I have never used this term before
but
you are obviously
a troll : )

ShadowCat

Call PETA for animal sacrifices, that will fix them.

Ryan

oh my god

Kelley

LMAO…first you get off of Y!A because TROLLS suck…then you get a life and your problems are solved!!!! YAY!!!

Woody B

Ahhh, you’re just jealous because John Proctor doesn’t fancy you.

Anarch

Sorry, your some centuries too late.

Mark

I suggest just drowning them and taking the law into your own hands. If they are witches, they will not drown, in which case you can just burn them. If they are not witches, oh well. They’re only a few people, right?

Julie

How about PRAYER

Uncle Tim

What I don’t understand is with Trolls obviously being real when many just thought them to be creatures of fantasy… you know, kinda like witches. Why are not even more people than already are turning to witchcraft?

A person


All I have to say

Max

I do believe Salem makes tons of money off of witchcraft these days, and is said to be witchcraft central, so if you reported them there, its the same as signing them up for some type of gift registry? no? yes? lol
Why don’t you put Christian literature in their mail box? Or try to witness to them, would that not work.

Lena

1-800- Witch – B – Gone
1-800- Salem Witch Be Burnt

Lazlo

1-800-POPE, ask for Bennie .

Soul6ess

Hopefully they turn you into a toad. I know I would, if i could.

Cadillacman

I don’t believe this is a serious question!
But, if you are serious, there is nothing to report. Witch craft is a form of religion, and the US Constitution gives them the right to practice witchcraft if they choose to do so.
Also, you and I both read “books that aren’t the Holy Bible of our King James.” Nothing wrong with that. Additionally, we do not have a King James There is a King James Bile, but America does not have a King James.
Furthermore, there are hundreds of thousands of people who have a degree FROM Harvard, not AT Harvard, including some of our founding fathers and signers of the Constitution and of the Declaration of Independence.. Having a Havard degree does not mean you are practicing withcraft.
Most importantly – believe me – the place you live is NOT a “pure little village.”
Get real!!
Go in peace.
And, always remember: — Jesus loves you!!
Sincerely,
Uncle Floyd

svnthdysthsbbth

” Have you tried Prayer? ” Wickedness is suppose to be on the increase before the Coming of Jesus Christ, it is prophesied! Prayer … Jesus, Come Quickly!
2Th 2:9,10 . . . Him, whose coming is after the working of Satan with all power and signs and lying wonders, And with all deceivableness of unrighteousness in them that perish; because they received not the love of the truth, that they might be saved.

Apekool

Tell them they will be held accountable to Poe’s law.

Jason

real funny. I did like that movie you are referring to “the crucible”

Arceus is my God

What planet are you from???

Child of Venus

I used to love the Crucible too until I was in the play. It was one of the worst performances of that play ever.
Of course, Abigail didn’t initially accuse Martha Corey. Giles raised his own questions to Hale when Hale first arrived.

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