How come every newspaper carries different astrology advice? Doesn't that prove it's all made up?

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Seriously does anyone out there really believe this stuff?
Thinker: I do the exact same thing! Too funny! Now if we can just get everyone else to do it too!
Eleventy: You’re not implying that the thousands of different religions and gods are as fake as astrology are you? That would shake my entire worldview. Please say it ain’t so!

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Yogini, Pretzel Chica

Damn it, why did you have to go and ruin my weekly Rob Brezny fix……..oh well…….still good fun! I also think different astrologers are seriously gifted and others not so much. Just my opinion.

♥ JustAChick ♥

I don’t believe in it at all .. what? everyone born on my bday is exactly the same and has the same fate that day? I think not…

Fireball226

yes it is and its the occult but i do know we arent all the same…our birthdates give us different personalities by way of the stars God made…and the moon puts women into labor

ED SNOW

I agree , we Leos ignore such rubbish.

thethinker

Certainly does! That’s why when someone asks my starsign I tell them the wrong one and watch them carry on telling me how they knew I was that starsign because of this trait and that trait….After 10 minutes I tell them I made it up…then give them another false one….

queenofyack ©

The astrology in the paper follows no rules except that of someone “thunk” this”
Some say that true astrology and numerology is based on very specifics and very accurate.
I wouldn’t know if it is though.

AL R

Only the credulous.

xartinu33

No. Its a scam.

Anna

No I don’t believe in that astrology stuff in the newspaper. The things that are written there are too generalized and can apply to most everyone in any situation.

jonjon418

It’s part of the Satanic conspiracy to seduce people away from Jesus, or something. Certainly it’s not just harmless fun that no reasonable person takes seriously.

soulrbl34

it proves that it is not a definite thing ,it has many answers to one situation ,and yes it is real but not in the sense of predicting in newspapers for people in general. its also a hit or miss form of entertainment.

Sophie

It’s silly. Of course people just sit at their desks making up vague descriptions and “predictions”.

reallytrue101

I am not discounting astrology per se, but
those horoscopes you see in the paper and in magazines, etc, are pure nonsense.
One time mine was “if you feel like you’re on a treadmill to nowhere, you’re probably right”. I was so p.o.’d I stopped listening to them!!!!!! geeez…

Nightwind

While I don’t believe in astrology personally, I will defend it by saying that newspaper horoscopes are nothing like astrology. Those horoscopes presume everyone under the same sign will have the same future! Astrology is a very complex system which attempts to judge influences (not specific future outcomes) revolving around a single person or event based upon the placement of a variety of bodies sometimes on a variety of days. An astrologer won’t just ask for your zodiac sign: they’ll need the specific day and year of your birth (because planetary alignments are different every year) and preferably the exact time of your birth as well. It can be very intensive.

Eleventy (CSPTCWG)

Only if the different denominations prove Christianity wrong…

Rachel - tonight!

Hey, don’t dis it! The one today said that I’m going to find a man this month. Maybe for once it will be right.

Fred

Pretending that you do not know the answer to your question is cute in its insincerity.

FRENCHY

THE STARS ARE THERE,AND HAVE BEEN THERE BEFORE ANY LIVING THING ON THIS PLANET.THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT CAN PREDICT LUNAR ECLIPSES,SATURN AND OTHER PLANETARY OBSERVATIONS,BUT TO TELL YOU WHAT COLLER OR COLOR TO WEAR ON THIS OR THAT DAY ?????

RuneAmok

Yes and no. The fact that fakes exist doesn’t negate astrology.
After all if it did, a fake christian, or a bad one, could negate that whole religion. …… ok, I’ll leave it at that and be nice.
I don’t read them. I’ve never found one that even came close and besides that, I feel I’d jinx myself if it said something bad would happen. I sometimes glance at them at the end of the day if one comes to hand.

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