How am I a typical high school fake poser pagan if?

who the hell am i to say your a poser i don’t know you but i worship ZEUS and i go to the church of the fonz from family guy Peter Griffin goes there too

When you say pagan, do you presumptuously mean it synonymously with eclectic neopagan?

Perhaps you aren’t a poser, as it is impossible to ascertain that information over the web.
The simply fact is many * are * “typical high school fake poser pagans”.
So, if you want to get snippy with someone, you should get snippy with * them *.

LOL the idiots claiming all pagans are just bored, rebellious teens don’t know what they’re talking about.
My deities are the Norse ones – in particular, Thor and Freya

Didn’t you said you had crash on Asma or whatever her name was?

I work with Lir, God of the sea.
I don’t know if I have a Goddess, as I haven’t found her..I am somewhat close to Danu as well

Unsure about the first part of the question as to the second… nothing.
Although I have a fondness for fairies, I dont really believe they exist though.
I am so cynical 🙁

You sound defensive. Try, instead, to be the change you want to see.
Actually, your question makes me wonder if you are a poseur, as people who’ve worked with other Pagans usually know that the names of the deities one has a relationship with is not something one bandies about causally, like who your favorite sports team is. Especially not in a public forum with people who’ll use the names of the gods disrespectfully.

I worship all deities. I consider all gods and goddesses to be aspects of the Mother and Father.