Hi, I'm Jesus Christ, and I am a Tauren Shaman.?

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I can walk on water, resurrect on death, and turn into a spirit (wolf).
Not to mention that I am a cow who lives on spiritual herbs.
My name is Jesus Christ, and I am a World of Warcraft Player.

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Try to relax...

I’d be pissed if I was some “lord and savior” and people kept mispronouncing my name because of mistranslation between languages. =(
– ignostic atheist

Mike Matney

Huh – Another Jesus Christ. My Jesus Christ said:
Matthew 24:23-24 At that time if anyone says to you, ‘Look, here is the Christ!’ or, ‘There he is!’ do not believe it. (24) For false Christs and false prophets will appear and perform great signs and miracles to deceive even the elect–if that were possible.

MR. AGNOSTIC

you forgot to mention your an alcoholic

lea

Jesus was the Christ.
Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.
Topic: Proverbs
Source: Galatians (ch. VI, v. 7)

Best Tauren Shaman Ever!

<3 Hey, me too!
Oh, and we can hit people with lightning bolts.

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