I can walk on water, resurrect on death, and turn into a spirit (wolf).
Not to mention that I am a cow who lives on spiritual herbs.
My name is Jesus Christ, and I am a World of Warcraft Player.
I’d be pissed if I was some “lord and savior” and people kept mispronouncing my name because of mistranslation between languages. =(
– ignostic atheist
Huh – Another Jesus Christ. My Jesus Christ said:
Matthew 24:23-24 At that time if anyone says to you, ‘Look, here is the Christ!’ or, ‘There he is!’ do not believe it. (24) For false Christs and false prophets will appear and perform great signs and miracles to deceive even the elect–if that were possible.
Jesus was the Christ.
Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.
Topic: Proverbs
Source: Galatians (ch. VI, v. 7)
I’d be pissed if I was some “lord and savior” and people kept mispronouncing my name because of mistranslation between languages. =(
– ignostic atheist
Huh – Another Jesus Christ. My Jesus Christ said:
Matthew 24:23-24 At that time if anyone says to you, ‘Look, here is the Christ!’ or, ‘There he is!’ do not believe it. (24) For false Christs and false prophets will appear and perform great signs and miracles to deceive even the elect–if that were possible.
you forgot to mention your an alcoholic
Jesus was the Christ.
Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.
Topic: Proverbs
Source: Galatians (ch. VI, v. 7)
<3 Hey, me too!
Oh, and we can hit people with lightning bolts.