HELP!! Spiritual crisis: Why are my turds never solid?

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OK so whenever I go poopy Its always either liquid, or really smooth but with chunks in it.
I urgently need to know WHY

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The CAt in the Tin Foil HAt v22

It’s because you haven’t been to confession this week.

TwistedOwl

Too much Jaeger?

Cat of God

Do you eat alot of fish?

Hugo Stiglitz

You can’t live on a liquid diet. Eat something.

normie_dee

You’re not eating enough roughage.But do you know why turds are tapered?, It’s so your asshole won’t shut with a bang.LOL

Yahoooo! Corn.

Man can not live on gravy alone.

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YOU ARE VERY SMART WOMAN MAYBE THE NEXT CEO OF A BIG CORPORATION WHO WILL GIVE OUT SHITTY BUSINESS CARDS IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

Darth Cheney ♣

TMI, lady. TMI

morporc

You need to eat more scrambled egg.
It might give you gas, but it will solidify your output.

James T. Kirk

LOL! Book of her bleeding Rectum part 4 says
Shia Imamy Spankydoole says – When once enter they food, then they exit they waste! (see book 5 of BOHBRADL)
Book 5 Voume 3 of – Book of Her Bleeding Rectum All Day Long says….. – If you have gas, then contain it, you may run an extra mile or two with your hybrid vehicle.

little birdy

Go away please.

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