Have you ever heard of the new liberal pick-up line…"release my chakra"? Did Al Gore invent it?

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For those who do not know, a “chakra” is a Sanskrit word for a force center, which exists on the “etheric” body of man. What does that mean? Nobody knows, but it allows leftist grease bags like Al Gore to sound spiritual when all they really want is a happy ending from a masseuse.

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Campari's obsession

– Good ‘s idea of Al Gore…

Johnny Y

I’ve heard of the Japanese word “chikara” meaning power. I’ve also seen such “chakra” statements used on animes such as Naruto and possibly Bleach. I haven’t heard it being a liberal pick-up line, however.

Budd

If he invented it, I like it better than his other invention: man-made global warming.

Drill Baby Drill

That sounds like something Doctor of Nutritional Ethno-Medicine, Michael Savage-Weiner might spend an hour or 2 discussing.
Maybe it’s time to go to bed.

Liberal JuSTIN

I shall use my chakra to beam you to planet Douche.
RELEASE!!!

LadyWho

The term has been around for centuries.- There are 7 energy centers called “Chakras” and they parallel the spine. Each chakra has certain qualities and associations. And there are yoga postures that help us get this energy in balance.

RMXPeterPuppy

Gore is too inept to have thought up of that, besides where is Gore anyway.
He has a spill to use as a podium and yet he has said nada about it, no ma’am, not a single word about it.

Tania

it means “circle” or “wheel” in sanskrit.
Chakras are considered to be points of metaphysical and/or biophysical energy of the human body, which provide a nexus for the flow of energy. Chakras are also considered to be gradations of consciousness that reflect states of the soul.
apparently I know what it means. it’s no surprise to me that some people here seem to really think al gore might have actually made it up.

Paul Grass®™

Bill Clinton invented it Al just took the credit sort of like he did when he claimed he invented the internet

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