So, I drove to Olive Garden and I went inside. I was waiting in line when I got a real itch and I needed a ball adjustment anyway so I jammed my hand in my pants and was giving them a good scratch when some old hag said I was digusting. Well excuuuuussse me, *****. I realize I was a mess — I was still wearing the clothes I had on the night before and I’m sure I smelled like the inside of a beer can but I never told her that she had a face that would scare buzzards off a gut truck … well, as a matter of fact I DID tell her that and she told the manager and he told me to leave or he would call the cops. I tried to do a burn-out in the parking lot but my dang ole truck just stalled out and then wouldn’t start so I had the exit blocked for about ten minutes and man was he p***ed-off!! Can I sue him for that?