good biology lesson here me thinks…?(second or third time around probably)?

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A 6th grade science teacher, Mrs Parks, asked her class,
‘Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?’
No one answered until little Molly stood up, angry, and said, ‘You
should not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I’m going to tell
my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, and you’ll get
fired!’ She then sat back down. Mrs.Parks ignored her, and asked the question again,
‘Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?
Little Molly’s mouth fell open, and she said to those around her, ‘Boy
is she gonna get in big trouble’. The teacher said to the class, ‘Anybody?’
Finally, Jimmy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, ‘The body
part that increases to 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of
the eye.’ ‘Very good, Jimmy.’ Mrs. Parks said and then turned to Molly and continued
‘As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
First, you have a dirty mind.
Second, you didn’t read your homework.
And third, one day you are going to be VERY, VERY disappointed.’

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david wright lova

lol
haha that is funnyyyyyy
i didnt get it at first but when it got to the end i was lmao
thanks for the jokeeee
star for you

mal

hahahaha

Tia

lol!!! that was a good one!!!
have a star!!!

fluffy pink pineapple

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
THAT IS THE BEST JOKE I EVA HERD IN MY LIFE!! if it was possible i would give you a million stars but you can have one star for now!!!

Donkey

The mind boggled at first, but the punchline was brilliant, have a handful of stars, lol.

JAM123

Ha ha ha.!!!
Now that is funny Chris.!!!
Got me laughing.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers mate.!!!

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