What can I do to ensure that I will be visited by a succubus?

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    I am extremely obsessed with the idea of having a succubus visit me at night. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

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    • #406770
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      gimme my tree fitty

    • #406726
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      You should take off your clothes, brush a light layer of honey all over your body, then run naked into the forest, throw yourself in an anthill and then hold that position for at least 4 minutes and 30 seconds.
      Or you could wake up and realise that succubi are mythological creatures that don’t exist.

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      First, get a girlfriend…

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      tell your mom to stop by

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      MAKE A PENTAGRAM ON YOUR BEDROOM FLOOR
      PRAY TO SATAN FOR WHAT YOU WANT
      END THE PRAYER WITH THE PHRASE:
      “AS I WILL, SO MOTE IT BE”
      IT WILL EITHER WORK, OR NOT.
      I’M THINKING NOT.

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      Find a woman/man that is addicted to nonsensical activity.

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      Is that like the tooth fairy? Might need to leave something out for her to suck-u-bi.

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      I see you are asking this same question again.
      I am so looking forward to the day when you come back in here begging for our help to get rid of the succubus after you find out it is trying to kill you.
      When this happens, I am going to LAUGH MY A– OFF AT YOU when no one helps you.
      You are such an idiot. I hope the succubus takes you to h— with her.

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      So wrong were Christ like not like a devil ok its wrong u say that mr quip u might end up in hell u keep that attitude up be Christ like not evil

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      Dont laugh God will deal with u your the idiot for not praying for the person

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