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Is Billy Mays being channeled by a medium to continue making TV commercials from beyond the grave?

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Have you noticed the ghostlike aura that surrounds Oxiclean?

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What kind of pill are you on?

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Whatever your smoking, where can I get some?

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Billy Mays creeps me out.

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Yeah, and howcome Tupac Shakur has released 15 cd's and two movies since he was shot? He's doing more now than when he was alive!

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It's a hologram.
"Help me, Obi-Wan-Kenobi, Help me, Obi Wan Kenobi. I still need to sell a sh!tload of Oxiclean to make it out of Purgatory. "
The secret ingredient in Oxyclean is holy water. At first I thought that it was Oxycontin, but I ended up farting bubbles. Talk about colon cleansing.

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Well, he was the great pitchman.
I actually liked Billy.
He had so much enthusiam.
And most of his stuff, while not the be all and end all, was somewhat good stuff...
I actually miss his whacky stage presence.
Billy was a harmless seller, who tried to sell something half decent (though he of course exaggerated everything), and he tried to do so with humor and enthusiasm, without insulting you.
You know, young grasshopper, perhaps there lies the road for you! You could be the next Billy....

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Oh yeah, but really he doesn't have time to be channeled because he's in heaven selling wings to angels. >>>

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