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I want to become a real life warlock, what do I do? and please, no christians answer this.?

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I want to become a real life warlock, what do I do? and please, no christians answer this.

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Ummm ask Samantha?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057733/

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Start playing D&D

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Buy a book and start reading?

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Kill yourself and then come back to life as a Warlock.
Good luck with that one.

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Please consult your local dictionary for the definition of the term "snicker."
You don't just "become a real life warlock," sorry.

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stop watching harry potter and find a real job.

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A warlock?
Play World of Warcraft.
Hardly any self respecting pagan uses the term Warlock.

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You obviously don't actually know what a warlock is. Do some research first and then get back to us.

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move to Haiti. They are huge on evil spirits, voodoo and other spiritual things of that sort.

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um, start with the basic spells in the first hp book, and gradually advance to the 7th!
lol 😉

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Why don't you want Christians to answer this? Are you feeling guilty? Could it be that your conscience is telling you to go a different direction?

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There's no such thing as spells or anything of the sort, and it's deeply disturbing that adults in this world actually believe such things in this day and age.

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Stick your head in a box and spin around three time while at the same time chaqnting these words....
Iamamoron Iamamoron Iamamoron!

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Be careful what you want to be. A warlock can mean "betrayer" to some people. Do some reading!

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