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How do you become a voodoo doll?
How do you become a voodoo doll? How do you turn yourself into a living breathing voodoo doll and continue to live your life as normal? To be clear no I'm not looking for any costume nor makeup suiggestions. I don't want to play dress up. I want to become the real deal. I want to become a voodoo dollman. This is not a joke I'm serious I want to learn how to become the equivalent of a voodoo doll without becoming an inanimate object. I want to retain my humanity yet at the same time be a voodoo doll. I believe the golden rule fits hand in hand with the sense of karma and would become all the more so prevalent if I were one.
Golden rule "do onto others as you'd have done to you."
People don't always do this they just say it. I'd like to help encourage them to live it. Please help me help you.
How do you become a voodoo dollperson?
Do you have to cut a piece of someone's hair amd eat it or is there some ritual.
No I'm not talking about poking myself with needles. Nor am I talking about inflicting harm to myself nor intentionally harming others.
Do I need to make an amulet perhaps? Out of the same materials that would otherwise go into making a voodoo doll but wear it myself?

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You go see your Shaw man for advice

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you mean you want people to stick pins into you???
well, i guess like all voodoo dollls, you would have to incorporate someone's hair on/in you somehow....

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dont mess with voodoo if you want to get into magic start with white magic its far safer

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What sort of question is that! are you on drugs?

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i think thats impossible, i think that the movie with Chucky called "Childs play" was fiction. go to a metaphysical store and buy books on Voodoo or ask a voodoo priestess. Voodoo is actually a religion, did you know that? there is a voodoo priestess named Bloody Mary in new Orleans. Look her up online and she can answer your questions

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You might be a voodoo worshiper but yon can never be a doll.

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Get a skag habit- you'll lie around doing nothing with needles in your arm- very close to being a voodoo doll (this is a joke for all you muppets out there, I'm not condoning the use of blah blah blah...)

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Ask my sister.

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Oh, that's easy! You simply get poked as many times as you can!

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Can't happen. Voodoo dolls are not converted people, zombies are. Voodoo dolls are dolls created to harm or help those whose likeness they are created in.
You really need to find another hobby.

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You simply follow my 12 step program:
Step 1: Send me $99.95 plus shipping and handling
Step 2: Wait for the check to clear
Steps 3-12: You'll see when the check clears.
Alrighty then, just email me and I'll tell you where to send payment. Glad I could help.

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Me, I prefer Chucky.

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What the hell would you know about normal.

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I'm not really sure what you're talking about. Sounds as plausible as becoming an imaginary playmate, I guess.
Perhaps you can ask Mambo Racine sans Bout at the Vodou Forum. Just Yahoo-search "Roots without End" - in fact...They're very nice folks.
(Re. "Roots without End"...I think it IS a Yahoo Forum. Good Luck.)

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You're treading on really dangerous ground here. Be careful that you don't get what you're seeking after. You can't imagine the consequences this can bring to you. Please don't go there.

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You want to retain your humanity - how about retaining your sanity?

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Learn all you can about voodoo then see if you need to ask the question.

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I'M NOT SURE DUDE BUT GOOD LUCK WITH IT -- DON'T KNOW IF YOU'LL HAVE ANY FRIENDS IF YOU DO BECOME ONE. P.S. THOSE DRUGS AREN'T HELPING MAYBE YOU SHOULD CHANGE PRESCRIPTS. THIS IS THE WITCHDOCTOR SIGNING OFF FOR NOW.

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Get real!!!

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keep smoking that garbage and you will see soon enough!

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Well, there's quite a selection of voodoo doll people to emulate. There is, of course the 'novelty shop' type of voodoo doll we shall not waste time discussing. Then there's the 'Mardi Gras' style of doll, much too flashy. Then there's the Real Deal, the doll that Hopeless, Senseless Tragedy is it's guts, and the 'Devil's Imp' is it's teacher. Violent Retaliation is it's hallmark. You, too, may now sit at your very own 'Throne of Contempt', in the 'Valley of Tears' waystation, while the 'Blood of the Innocents' pools around your cloven hooves... Yeeess. So, quick, send $59.95 to ...Voodoo You! P.O. box 666, Salem, MS., 54321 (void where prohibited)

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first we take out all your guts, then stuff some grass in
sew up all the little holes
then we get a sharpie pen and draw a cute face(much cuter
than the one you came in with)
give you some colored hair (also better than your own)
put a string thru your head
and shrink the whole thing down and put it on a set of keys
happy now

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shae j,
i don't think mambo racine would be able to help you with this, as she has said many times she knows nothing about voodoo dolls as they have no connection with vodou.
and as for the article itself... i think you need to make it more clear what you think this would achieve for you. you need to understand the destination before you can begin the journey

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