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I want to become a ghost or poltergeist, whatever the means

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click your heals together three times and say, "there's no place like home".

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No such thing decide upon new dreams/ aspirations

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you only become a ghost if you die at the wrong time, tragically, or violently.

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Eat a light bulb.

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uhm... well i've read of some teachers who have been haunted once in a really cheap book, and all of them died without completing what he or she wanted to do. i think it is your choice to come back when you are deceased .

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there is show on tv where this guy talks to the dead, and then he tells you what they are saying, i think its called church...

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leave some unfinished task. I'd say die violently or angry but that sucks. An unfinished task seems easier. Make a secret code with someone to try and contact them. Good luck...let me know how it goes...from beyond~~~~~~~~

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Your energy will go on whether you try or not. We are all made up of energy and like it says in the Bible, ashes to ashes.... If you're saying that you want to haunt someone, you might just decide differently when you go.

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Once my teacher told me that you have to have "unfinished buisness" so like you would still have to do something really important that you didn't do. But the only thing is though that once you do your unfinished buisness then you go to heaven or hell...My teacher is reallllyyy into that kind of stuff. hope it helped

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You'll have to apply for a ghost permit, first. Most jurisdictions require a ghost license, unless you want a Federal Spook Permit, which is good for all locations. Head over to http://www.whitehouse.gov for more information on spooks.
To be come a credible poltergeist, you'll need to first get an undergraduate haunting license. Again, to view an interesting example of one with a haunting license, head over to http://www.dickcheney.com
These are both fine ambitions. Good luck with becoming a ghost or poltergeist.

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you need to die a not a common way like by mistake like a fall or drownding or getting killed by some one or some thing or you fell you have unfinshed work to doone earth, every one is going to be a ghost but not every one is going to stick a round unless a uncomman thing happens.

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You can't.
You also can't become the Easter Bunny, Santa, the Tooth Fairy, or a president who can increase entitlement spending, lower taxes and balance the budget.

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Stay in the dark. Don't go towards the light. Vote Republican.

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Why would you want to be a trapped, Earth-bound spirit? I have read extensively on the subject of hauntings (and lived in a haunted farm house for a year). Ghosts seem to fall into three categories: 1) those who don't know they are dead, 2) those with some sort of attachment to a place, and 3) brief visitors with some sort of warning for others.
What kind of wacky ambition is that? Get an after-life, already.

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