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Can you people believe how freakin' lucky my pathetic soul is?

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So first of all on the drive into work, at the first STOP sign I get to, a very sweet and petite blonde crossed directly in front of my car. Hail Eris!
Then as I was passing through the intersection that serves as a Northern gate into the downtown section of our small and magickal city, off to my right I caught a lovely vision of a lithe and oh, so milfy yoga practitioner on Her way to class. Incidentally, the studio she was headed to is one that I know for a fact helps people develop strong Kundalini energy. Hail Eris!
And finally, as I drove the last half block towards the intersection that marks the Southern exist, I had the perfect opportunity to discreetly, yet studiously, admire a powerfully equipped with hips brunette office Goddess wearing an extremely stylish pair of sunglasses and equally stylish platform sandals. Hail Eris!
The real question is: Why, oh, why is Eris so benevolent and kind to me, a mere wretch who grasps at the hem of her robe?

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Try some Vaseline, that might help.

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Goddess is a joker! She says look but don't touch! (sobs).....

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are you sure you mean eris?
there is kundalini yoga, however all yoga helps develop kundalini energy - which isnt sexual in nature
congrats though...im a little confused, but im glad to hear your days gone well.

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I wouldn't call her "kind". I mean, the closest you get to a woman is staring at her while sitting in your car.

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