I met this woman a few years back and on our third date she asked me what colour
eyes I’d rather she’d have. They were the classic hazel colour eyes. When I told her
that I liked her eyes she insisted until I gave in and said, ‘Okay, I like green eyes.’
Then, right there in the middle of the restaurant, she took out this flat box thing in
which she kept a variety of contact lenses and literally put on green eyes for me.
Someone wanted to get laid that night.
ah id be scared and flattered at the same time o_o
That would have been pretty cool, contacts are funky.
Wow,weird.
she must be desperate for love, or possibly a perfectionist.
Be lucky and proud that she’d do that for you.
I would’ve insisted that she stop.
“The nonsense!”–I’d say. “I meant over rice–I like Green Eyes over rice!”
And taking her hand, I’d whisper,” Leave your lovely hazels in for me.”
lordy just as well she didn’t ask your opinion on her knickers
That would be disconcerting, to say the least.
The idea that a woman is prepared to walk straight into your
desires and perhaps fantasies by using such artifacts would
almost seem unwholesome.
What the heck, I’d take her home anyways.