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Did you know that God's name is ERIS, and that He is a girl?

Well, He Is a girl, and His name is ERIS, the Goddess of Chaos, Discord and Strife who resides in your pineal gland.
I know that all of this sounds fantastically, but you must have Faith! All is lost without Faith! I sure feel sorry for you if you don’t have Faith.
Still don’t believe me? You should be more careful. Do you know what happens to those who deny Goddess? You probably wouldn’t like it much.
Besides, where do you think of this Chaos in the universe came from? It didn’t just pop here out of nothingness. ERIS was obviously behind it all.
Now, you might say, “It’s all just impersonal forces working together to create all of the confusion.” And to that I say, you are absolutely right. These impersonal forces are female and their name is ERIS. All the hip and sophisticated people realize that ERIS is a Figurative Symbol for an Ineffable Metaphysical Reality. I hope you will join us in our madness.
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Scriptural basis is provided in the link.
This is the religion of Discordianism. I would appreciate it if you respected my beliefs like I respect yours. It’s only common courtesy.


  1. God is not like anything you can think or imagine. Any anthropomorphic concept of God is blasphemy. Any image you create out of your own imagination is also blasphemy. Images causes confusion. Example look at what you said.


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