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Did God reward the beneficial bacteria in the gut of Jesus following his Ascension into heaven?

Jesus, like other humans, would have had millions of beneficial bacteria in his gut. Did God reward these bacteria for their service to his son, or were they cast out of heaven after the Ascension ?
Of course, it is a question on whether Christians believe non human creatures are rewarded in heaven.

6 COMMENTS

  1. I bet people ran along behind him and saved his excrement because it was so holy, dontcha think? Some of them would have sold it on Ebay if it had existed then, I bet.

  2. The trolls must be getting desperate. This is neither witty nor funny.
    Try again when you have something better, thanks.

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