Christians, did you know Santa Claus is a witch. How do you feel about that?

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Are u afraid?
What’s with the red light on rudolph’s nose? Is he a witch too?

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Let Go, Let God.

Did you know if you rearrange Santa’s name it expresses his true nature?


Oh for crying out loud! Who ever said this was the case? Mannnnn… LOL!

The Oracle

Santa is not clever enough to be a Witch. That takes a special kind of person

Atheist Viking

Santa is not a witch! If he was a woman he would be a witch. Santa is a guy, so he is a warlock!
Get your facts straight!


to think in a way that detracts from truth to fear or fairy tales is just not Christmas

Ω Omega Ω Shinigami

How else do you think he conjours up all those toys and travels to every house worldwide?

sandra b

I feel like doing a double back flip in my front yard and eating a dill pickle!


Good thing you told me, I’ll make sure to leave my fireplace on this year!

1/2 x-Mo

Him being a dead Catholic priest who has little kids sit on his lap and sneaks into your house in the middle of the night is scary enough. The witch thing ain’t no big thang.
Seriously, do you guys spend all day coming up with these?

Atom74, the sexiest SFCU

burn baby burn


rudolph prob has a bad cold.
i think he gave it to me


Last year, I was sitting on Santa’s lap and he was so blazed. Lmfao.
I have pictures. It’s so funny.
But why is he a witch?


thanks, that’s the funniest thing i’ve seen all day! lolololol

♥The Mrs.♥

Santa Clause is a spiritual myth derived from St. Nicolas of Myra (originally from Patara–now the southern coast of Turkey). Rudolph is a fictional character created by Montgomery Ward in 1930’s as a promotional gimmick.


yeah and Jesus was a heretic
rudolph is a beast from hell


lmao im not a christian but santa is a child molester


It is nothing to do with either Christianity or Islam but it does have it’s origins in the midwinter festival and many other basically pagan rites but since much of it is a celebration of nature rather than religion everyone should be able to enjoy it and be happy together despite religion!!
The ancient European pagans celebrated the midwinter festival and a number of other festivals long before Christianity ever existed!
Babylonians celebrated the feast of the Son of Isis with gluttonous eating and drinking, and gift giving and the goddess of fertility, love, and war.
The Romans held a festival on 25 December called “Dies Natalis Solis Invicti, celebrating their own god Sol Invictas – PAGAN.
The Persian god Mithras, the Syrian sun god Elah Gabal, the German Sol, the Greek Helios and the Mesopotamian Shamash. But also Saturnalia, honouring Saturn, the God of Agriculture. The law courts and schools were closed. No public business could be transacted an this is where the holidays originated – ALL PAGAN!!!
Wax tapers were given by the more humble to their superiors. The origin of the Christmas candle – PAGAN!!
In Rome groups of costumed went from house to house entertaining their people. And this was where the carolling Christmas tradition originated PAGAN!!
Statues of the Mother and lover or Mother and son were paraded through the streets not only in Italy but also in Africa, Spain, Portugal, France, Germany and Bulgaria. Thus, the symbolism of the Heavenly Virgin and the infant child paraded on a yearly basis are not of Christian origin. They stem from the Mother-goddess religion, which is very ancient ENTIRELY PAGAN!!.
Scandinavian countries celebrated Yule honouring Thor – PAGAN.
In Germania (not Germany) they celebrated midwinter night followed by 12 wild nights of eating and drinking. The 12 days of Christmas PAGAN!!
The church under Pope Julius I declared that Christ’s birth would be celebrated on December 25 in 350 AD in order to try to hijack the PAGAN festivals but it was largely ignored. Christians did not really celebrate Christmas until 378 but it was then dropped in 381 and not resurrected until 400.
The Christmas tree stems from pagan tradition and ritual surrounding the Winter Solstice, which included the use of holly boughs ivy and other foliage as an adaptation of pagan tree worship. Holly and ivy represented male and female. Mistletoe was considered a sacred plant, and the custom of kissing under the mistletoe began as a fertility ritual – all PAGAN!!
Santa Claus came from the Dutch “Sinterklaas” and was a tall figure riding a white horse through the air and usually accompanied by Black Peter, an elf who punished disobedient children. Also the origin of the reindeer, sleigh and the elves ALL PAGAN!!
America actually banned Christmas several times and is the originator of the expression “Happy Holidays” which came about because of the pagan origins of Christmas to include all religions and traditions!!
The Venerable Bede, an early Christian writer pointed out that the Christian church absorbed Pagan practices when it found the population unwilling to give up the festivals. Thus a lot of what Christians now see as Christians practices are in fact pagan!!!

Jim Wright

The Satan Claws is not a witch – he is a demon – a demon, that all who set up idols representing The Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil, on the 359th day of every year, are worshiping:
Blessings –

Santa Claus

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