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Can spiritual wisdom be used in a crisis situation? What should I do if a tiger is chewing my leg off?

a. pray
b. meditate
c. wish peace upon the tiger
d. turn the other cheek
e. remind the tiger and myself that this is all an illusion
f. remember my oneness with the tiger
g. think positive, loving thoughts
h. examine my limiting beliefs
i. enjoy the moment
j. chew the tiger’s leg off
k. other (explain please)
(this is kind of urgent, if you know what I mean)
Coyoteman: you know me like the back of your paw.

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cosmic chameleon
cosmic chameleon
9 years ago

Dear Sunman… is that meat in your pocket or were you just happy to see the tiger? =P

Rup
Rup
9 years ago

1) You will encounter a tiger because of your past deeds and desire. 2) The tiger may chew off your leg because of your past deeds and desire. 3) If you have surrendered yourself to the Lord, The Lord will direct you what to do. 4) If the tiger is destined to be killed by you and you because of your past deeds have got the body of a person who will fall in such a situation that he will kill a tiger and comit sin, you will do it. Got confused? The Supreme Personality of Godhead, as the localized… Read more »

WillRogerswannabe
WillRogerswannabe
9 years ago

If one is overflowing with Spiritual Wisdom a tiger will bow down in reverence and homage at the feet, when in the presence of such a one.
If one is not yet filled with Spiritual Wisdom then one should offer the tiger the other leg!

“Peace be always with you.”

angela w
angela w
9 years ago

K) As you are trying to fight for your life, still send the tiger Love and know that it isnt really the tiger that is attacking you; it’s his ego.

namaste

Eve
Eve
9 years ago

k.) “Spiritual wisdom” would be to kick and scream like crazy and, if you can, drag yourself out of there asap! What else?=)

*They don’t make good pets!

Janjou
Janjou
9 years ago

The tiger is being a tiger.
What did you expect?
Accept the inevitable.
Karma knows best!

So, a piece of your body is missing, you’ll still be able to come back and ask another question.

Roooaaaarrrrrrrr!

shanky_andy
shanky_andy
9 years ago

When such situations arise then mind (for options) will stop working; and instinctive reaction for existence come into play. First and foremost thing is to have your and save ones existence.

If you meditate, you will find each human being (at subtle level) have following five basic objectives –
1. To exist forever
2. To know and expand more
3. To be in bliss
4. To be free
5. To rule and own

Chasing The Dragonâ„¢
Chasing The Dragonâ„¢
9 years ago

hahahaha

well, if you’re really good at it, i guess E, G, or I could work

but for the other six billion of us out there a nice tender, juicy t-bone steak might be the best option

social order
social order
9 years ago

Let the tiger finish chewing off your leg.
Then the spiritual wisdom that’s within will
kick in and after you apply a ”much needed
tourniquet to your missing leg,” get the ####
out of Harms Way!….

Inez
Inez
9 years ago

K. Scream, loudly!
Thanks.

Mogollon Dude
Mogollon Dude
9 years ago

Suffer the pains and sorrows knowing you have fed the hungry of this world.

apho
apho
9 years ago

“First thought,
best thought.”

Phae
Phae
9 years ago

LOL!. I think you should have used your spiritual wisdom before your got there, it’s a little late to beg after you have trashed your cage!
Thanks & Blessings!

chesmoja
chesmoja
9 years ago

In the chaos…….

..all of the above.

lol

cosmiccoyotie
cosmiccoyotie
9 years ago

#1 It’s time to shift into that inner dimension, the one that your body came out of. We don’t come into life, we come out of it, over and over again.
#2 Tell them they made a mistake you are not a Christian.
#3 It’s time for a “Mikes Hard Lemonade”.
#4 Tell your sweetheart your sorry, and you’ll never do it again, *and mean it*.

EDIT: We grew up together. : )

Bootz
Bootz
9 years ago

I often wonder…..why are there other Pussy Cats in the Jungle?
Remember…that which you pay attention to…will become manifest in your current reality.

Edit: Choose Love in every circumstance.

swanjarvi
swanjarvi
9 years ago

To begin with, your spiritual wisdom would have ensured your distance from the tiger and therefore safety! If your spiritual accomplishment is total and complete, genuine, then the tiger will sit at your feet, and will not chew the leg! The tiger will have a few moments of silent communication with you, will become your disciple, and will follow you everywhere!

buttercup1232cer
buttercup1232cer
9 years ago

I’m borrowing from “Thinkin Out Loud”….’Anger the tiger until he bites your neck off’ and enjoy the moment! …Well that’s what I would do!!

Desert Lotus
Desert Lotus
9 years ago

Eeny meenie miny mo, catch a tiger by it’s toe, if he hollers let it go, eeny meanie miny mo! Turns out to be e.) Hopeful the tiger will be understanding of this. If not bop it in the head and remind the tiger it should of had a V-8.

TTC
TTC
9 years ago

K. give your heart to God because your leg belongs to the tiger..lol (sorry I couldn’t resist)

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