Can I become "enlightened" by doing the mokey dance?

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I like to spell mokey m-o-k-e-y. Monkey.

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deus

Of course. King Kong was the Zen master

Carlos

only if you really concentrate really hard

Rich On

ONLY WHEN YOUR ASSSSSS IS ,,,INFLARED TO THE BRIGHTEST OF PINKISH COLOR

themorbidhippie

heh only if you attached a special meaning to it in your mind..if you think the monkey dance will make you enlightened..then it probably will.

poten

if thats your way sure

bluff mike

No. Only the Chicken Dance can lead to enlightenment.

da'zone

in one of the martial arts… there is a level of combat called.. ‘ the dance of the drunken monkey ‘
so i suppose really… if you reach this level. and understand that the dance of the drunken monkey is designed to put fatigue and unballance into your opponant…. then, yes.. you will be enlightend..

Auntiesceptickle

I like to say Moooooooky.
Yes you jolly well will. You will pull a tendon jiggling all your wobbliness and the realisation will be that one must join the gym first before partaking in such escapades.

Lucky Man 2

Only if you are downside up while doing it.

spanner

I am not sure what the Mokey or Monkey Dance is exactly. Does it teach people that if they all stay in line they can have a good time, except for a few who are not allowed to have a good time under any conditions? If on the other hand, someone steps out of line, will he or she will not have one?

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