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Atheists can’t understand that their beliefs are absurd?

because their pineal glands are too calcified from all the fluoride they’ve been poisoned with over the years in food and water. So, instead of getting angry, won’t you realize that they either choose to be ignorant even though they know deep down they’re wrong or that they’re so brain damaged they can’t comprehend simple critical analysis? So sad, really.

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  • Sounds like a legitimate theory to me until you went into the motivational speech mode with “So… …won’t you realize…”
    Please respect the question and answer format and don’t use Y!A as a soapbox for your Poe fails.

    But I agree on various points.
    1. Atheists don’t understand that their beliefs are absurd. Otherwise they would have never been fooled by the Satanists that tricked them into those beliefs in the first place.
    2. They can’t comprehend simple critical analysis. They are always allowing their bias to blind them to all of the available evidence.
    3. Unrelated to Atheism, fluoride is a mineral that builds up in the pineal gland reducing its functionality in people of all religions.
    4. People who don’t get enough sleep suffer from daytime hallucinations and a marked inability to think logically, thus making them more susceptible to being tricked.

    Not every idiot will decide to become an Atheist. Some become Postulatists.
    Not all Atheists are sleep deprived lunatics; only some of them. Other Atheists suffer from mental retardation or a development disorder such as Autism. Not everyone who suffers from mental illness will choose to become an Atheist. Not everyone who claims to be an Atheist actually is. Some are actually Satanists whose purpose is to trick other men into rebelling against God.

    It’s always amusing to note that because of the infinity of the universe, it is impossible to prove the non-existence of anything, therefore between God and an Atheist with proof, the one most likely not to exist based on logic is the Atheist with proof.

  • Right my bad. Now i see the error of my ways. Oh lord! Why have tho forsaken meee?
    Really, just really? You honestly want me to believe that some guy up in the sky has the power to make me die if i don’t buy all this bull?
    Yes now i COMPLETELY see the error of MY ways.

  • If you find or have some undeniable, unshakable proof that your beliefs are true and an Atheists beliefs are wrong, show it. Until then, keep your thoughts like the above question, within your own mind.

  • You are either a very articulate conspiracy theorist/fundie, and we all know that one of those existing is about as likly as my cat growing wings and going on a magical quest to conquer the land of candy to end the tyrannical rule of the Gumdrop king, or you are a poe. A particularly good poe, if I may, so I must tip my hat to you.

  • 14:34-35 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.
    35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.”

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