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As the world's greatest lover, I would like to like to give you a chance at the title shot. anyone up for?

the challenge? Must be female. No going for the groin in the first 10 minutes, then its no bars full contact. Videos of previous experience preferred. Wins only by orgasm.
Resume required:
Ie. (mine) studied kuma sutra 4 years level 20 tantra, oil massage 2 years, etc…
Parody of UFC

10 COMMENTS

  1. REALLY, D-HEAD, I thought it was kama sutra, but seeing as you’re the world’s greatest lover. Let’s start small, do you know what a clitoris is, or where i can find one?

  2. Sure….. you’re the master eh?! No offense, but I’d like to know how you got past the Ananga Ranga position? I’m still learning. Geez. How old are you anyway?

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