Are you a zen master? Can you say something that will instantly enlighten me?

be at peace with yourself

u sir are looking for answers that u already know!
look inside your self for the things u query!!!!

you shouldn’t be asking me if i’m a Zen Master. You should be asking me how you can be a Zen Master.

How about: “This too shall pass” ?

The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.

I had tunnel vision once so i imagined a candle and it appeared, i imagined it being lit and it lit…i drew the candle towards myself, slowly slowly till it was right next to me…and
SHIITE….i burnt my forehead…..with my spliff…..
which only goes to prove it’s not the Zen but the qualitiy of the sensi..that counts!!!
YO …..Hi Jimmy!!!

Oh,indeed yes! And if not, Why not? Little Grasshopper.

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rin pyou zai zen
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Well, OKAY, if you insist.
How about –
“Sticks and stones break ONLY BONES
but WORDS break HEARTS and SOULS!”
or maybe –
“If we humans are all that great and wonderful,
why is it that whenever we use the phrase ‘HUMAN NATURE’ it usually refers to something negative?”
Try this one –
“The LESS generous one REALLY IS, the MORE generous they seem to THINK they are!”
Here’s another good one –
“Life is not KIND,
It does not give you what you WANT.
Life is not JUST,
It does not give you what you DESERVE.
What life IS, is STINGEY,
What it DOES give you is THE VERY LEAST THAT YOU ARE WILLING TO SETTLE FOR.”