by NH Baritone:
(Please take this, at least in part, seriously.)
Missionaries arrive from another planet in distant solar system. With them they bring advanced technology that can heal CANCER, generate cost-free ENERGY, and solve world HUNGER, among other wonders. They demonstrate their know-how, and it is absolutely certain that they can do this.
However, they say the technology is a gift from their gods, and only to be shared with those who accept their religion: a belief similar to Hinduism. And all who accept the gift must agree to this condition, as well. There will be no sharing with anyone who doesn’t adhere with the faith brought by the aliens.
How would you respond to their offer?
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Answer by Ghost Wolf
I’d take it and fake it, then I’d steal it