Every time I feed my pet cat dead chipmunk he opens up the space time stream so a succubus walrus in a tank top may eat my shogoth. I tried calling her ex boyfriend Dave,but he thinks I want her to dance on my dogs artwork. My dog is a homicidal maniac who would love nothing more then to have tea with the succubus. But every time I try to give him some Jasmin tea, I end up missing my naughty bits. What do I do?